Shit My Boyfriend Says While Playing Skyrim

He gets a little "help" from Misty sometimes

Boys play games. From time to time, they shout things at the TV or to their buddies online. Hearing this one-sided conversation can be either super annoying or super amusing and since I'm not going to be that bitchy-girlfriend-who-doesn't-let-her-boyfriend-play-games, I choose to find his ramblings amusing. And, really, they are.

After a fit of laughter that left me in tears with a stitch in my side, I informed Philip that his outbursts were going to be a blog post. His response? "Yay, I'm going to be famous..."